As with any excursion to an untamed and savage land, we cannot guarantee any of the events on our itinerary will occur nor that we will visit any of the unusual spots we intend to visit.  Nevertheless, for your convenience and excitement, we list the following proposed happenings:

Friday, October 17, 2003
The Campbell Clan and the Hinkle Crew invite guests to a welcoming evening luau of local delicacies commencing at 6:00 in the evening.  Following the feast, travelers will be invited to enjoy social time, all brightened by never-ending ever-flowing libations both exotic and strange which will be served until an indeterminate (indelicate) hour.

Saturday, October 18, 2003
Travelers will be invited to pass the day in recreation and in recovery from the night before.  Commencing at five bells in the late afternoon, a bizarre ceremony of great importance will be performed for our parcel of invitees, followed by a gathering involving both food and so-called "tipsy beverages" guaranteed to warm the spirit and lower the inhibitions.  Bedtime is a myth in exotic Alabama - travelers be forewarned.

Sunday, October 19, 2003
The Reed family of Toronto, Canada invites travelers to the Bon Voyage Brunch.  The event will commence at 8:00 in the morning and continue through 11:00, providing the nourishment and camaraderie necessary to carry visitors home to their loved ones and jealous neighbours.